Rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules

I personally find it offensive that people have decided exactly how everything should be. Sometimes wish I could have been there when they made the first one, so I could have slapped them to get the second one

Be mighty good to yourself

People look for a religion that will make them not feel guility for thier extreme materlism. Maybe God hasn't been as good to them as they have been to themselves. See you in line at the Pearly Gates or not.

Observation 43

If you are born into the throes of poverty or the luxury of wealth and don't make a effort to improve the world you live in for the better of others, you are not worth your salt.

So Proud to be an American

We needed a change like a wet baby, now may not be soon enough, but at least we are. The future is so brite you might notice I'm wearing shades. Please get behind this because we have been put in a big hole and it's a long climb out, so don't get antsy. If you voted either way because of race, you really need to find a new country, and maybe a new century, or possibly you were raised by small minded Apes. Actually though I think Apes may be territorial but I doubt if they are bigots. Check you values and get on board, Choo-Choo

Unacceptable Behavior

Bailing out Wall street by Congress is a disgrace to every working American. They simply are a greedy bunch with no ethics and did not deserve any such favor. I have yet to hear of any heads rolling for the outright fraud that was committed. They have flushed our economic future like a cheap toilet. The money they gave them could have easily solidified the Social Security situation and probably put health care on its feet for every American. I just hope no one missed a yacht payment or a deposit in some foreign bank account due to hiccup in the market.

Observation 42

Remember that what you have received can be multiplied if you can learn to share it.

It's not a lie

Sometimes I stretch the truth, you know like a rubber band on steroids.

It's gonna be close

The end of time and the ability to afford it.

Observation 41

Nurture the young and care for elderly and be a productive , positive soul as long as your neither.

Being square is a compliment

When your kids call you square, think of them as your philosophy to the second power. And the next generation really proves your worth.

If it's to loud, your to old.

No it's to loud and not that good.

Observation 40

If you think growing up is a painful experience, just wait.

Observation 39

Look to the future, live for the moment, but be ready to check out at any time, and it won't take as long as Walmart.

Observation 38

When thinking of giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you've got some to spare.

Commentary3

Although we may be in a period of global warming some of which we are responsible for and should try to correct, it beats any sort of global cooling. All periods of cooling have been devastating to most forms of living matter. The last small cooling age resulted in the dark ages and wiped out large percentages of humans with the plague and starvation from lack of growing seasons. And ask the dinosaurs about a large one, Oh that's right theirs not any. Besides all of that, one good belch (volcano) from mama (mother earth) and you won't see the sun for years. Or maybe a nice sized rock (asteroid) will do the trick, anyway I say sell your beach house or put it on stilts and lets keep cooking.

Do you want to dance

I'm not Bojangles, but my dog died.

Observation 37

The secret of success is to always act like you know what you are doing, while your trying to figure it out.