SLO SLIM BOY

Observation 52

2010-04-07T18:11:00.000-07:00

Some people work a lot, some people talk a lot about how much they work, and some people are just a lot of work.

Observation 51

2010-01-23T17:54:00.000-08:00

Two faced people cannot see themselves

Observation 50

2010-01-23T17:47:00.000-08:00

Fixin to ain't ever gonna

Observation 49

2009-10-27T18:06:00.000-07:00

There are certain things in life you can really count on, like your fingers or in a pinch your toes,

Observation 48

2009-09-29T18:50:00.000-07:00

PO (personal opinion) like BO (body odor) should be kept to oneself as much as possible.

Observation 47

2009-08-13T18:05:00.000-07:00

People never cease to amaze, you can only hope it will be for the good.

Super Sweet

2009-08-13T17:54:00.000-07:00

If my life gets any better I'll probably crystallize

Observation 46

2009-08-02T18:02:00.000-07:00

Give a man bread and water and he can survive. If he has any ambition he will find a cow and make butter and cheese. And if greedy enough hamburger, and there you have it

Obsevation 45

2009-08-02T17:52:00.000-07:00

Stepping on people to get to the top is not a stairway you can count on for support for very long

Observation 44

2009-08-02T16:47:00.000-07:00

Some people will never have anything upstairs unless they get a two story house.

2009-08-02T16:45:00.001-07:00

2009-08-02T16:45:00.000-07:00

The Poor Rich

2009-07-30T18:14:00.000-07:00

Now that's a Oxy Moron if there ever was one. People that are having a hard time living as they are accustomed too. Sorry I have no pity for people that are on the one upping train. Get yourself a shiny coffin so you can take some with you. Share

Now thats slo

2009-07-28T18:57:00.000-07:00

To the folks that read my stuff, a sincere apology for the lack of it of late.

Stupid

2009-01-14T17:56:00.000-08:00

Stupidity although it might not be hereditary or genetic it can be enhanced, please stand back in case it's contagious.

Now thats funny

2009-01-14T17:48:00.000-08:00

If you find yourself taking life too seriously, look in the mirror

Rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules

2008-12-01T18:13:00.000-08:00

I personally find it offensive that people have decided exactly how everything should be. Sometimes wish I could have been there when they made the first one, so I could have slapped them to get the second one

Be mighty good to yourself

2008-11-23T17:34:00.000-08:00

People look for a religion that will make them not feel guility for thier extreme materlism. Maybe God hasn't been as good to them as they have been to themselves. See you in line at the Pearly Gates or not.

Observation 43

2008-11-16T18:07:00.000-08:00

If you are born into the throes of poverty or the luxury of wealth and don't make a effort to improve the world you live in for the better of others, you are not worth your salt.

So Proud to be an American

2008-11-09T18:00:00.000-08:00

We needed a change like a wet baby, now may not be soon enough, but at least we are. The future is so brite you might notice I'm wearing shades. Please get behind this because we have been put in a big hole and it's a long climb out, so don't get antsy. If you voted either way because of race, you really need to find a new country, and maybe a new century, or possibly you were raised by small minded Apes. Actually though I think Apes may be territorial but I doubt if they are bigots. Check you values and get on board, Choo-Choo

Unacceptable Behavior

2008-10-06T17:59:00.000-07:00

Bailing out Wall street by Congress is a disgrace to every working American. They simply are a greedy bunch with no ethics and did not deserve any such favor. I have yet to hear of any heads rolling for the outright fraud that was committed. They have flushed our economic future like a cheap toilet. The money they gave them could have easily solidified the Social Security situation and probably put health care on its feet for every American. I just hope no one missed a yacht payment or a deposit in some foreign bank account due to hiccup in the market.

Observation 42

2008-08-19T18:33:00.000-07:00

Remember that what you have received can be multiplied if you can learn to share it.

It's not a lie

2008-08-18T18:35:00.001-07:00

Sometimes I stretch the truth, you know like a rubber band on steroids.

It's gonna be close

2008-07-31T18:09:00.000-07:00

The end of time and the ability to afford it.

Observation 41

2008-05-27T18:32:00.000-07:00

Nurture the young and care for elderly and be a productive , positive soul as long as your neither.

Being square is a compliment

2008-05-01T19:25:00.000-07:00

When your kids call you square, think of them as your philosophy to the second power. And the next generation really proves your worth.

If it's to loud, your to old.

2008-05-01T19:18:00.000-07:00

No it's to loud and not that good.

Observation 40

2008-05-01T19:14:00.000-07:00

If you think growing up is a painful experience, just wait.

Observation 39

2008-03-23T19:36:00.000-07:00

Look to the future, live for the moment, but be ready to check out at any time, and it won't take as long as Walmart.

Observation 38

2008-03-15T19:14:00.000-07:00

When thinking of giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you've got some to spare.

Commentary3

2008-02-23T18:44:00.000-08:00

Although we may be in a period of global warming some of which we are responsible for and should try to correct, it beats any sort of global cooling. All periods of cooling have been devastating to most forms of living matter. The last small cooling age resulted in the dark ages and wiped out large percentages of humans with the plague and starvation from lack of growing seasons. And ask the dinosaurs about a large one, Oh that's right theirs not any. Besides all of that, one good belch (volcano) from mama (mother earth) and you won't see the sun for years. Or maybe a nice sized rock (asteroid) will do the trick, anyway I say sell your beach house or put it on stilts and lets keep cooking.

Do you want to dance

2008-01-22T18:27:00.000-08:00

I'm not Bojangles, but my dog died.

Observation 37

2008-01-20T14:52:00.000-08:00

The secret of success is to always act like you know what you are doing, while your trying to figure it out.

Observation 36

2007-12-22T18:08:00.000-08:00

You get out of life what you put into it. If you don't like the output check your input.

Get a life

2007-11-25T19:24:00.000-08:00

So many people want to live forever and they are not even enjoying it now.

Is that what it wants

2007-11-12T19:18:00.000-08:00

I have my doubts that a supreme being would reguire you to spend time honoring it's presence, when you could be acomplishing so many other things to improve the universe

Observation 35

2007-11-04T19:16:00.000-08:00

Being a parent is such a small price to pay to become a grandparent

Mean people suck

2007-11-01T19:54:00.001-07:00

Life is way too short to have to put up with people who are self centered and evil for no apparent reason

Thought I was important

2007-10-31T19:27:00.001-07:00

My son said as necessary as a coat rack in south Texas

Observation 34

2007-10-24T19:27:00.000-07:00

Although the grass looks greener over the fence, it seldom is. Trespassing is illegal and fences are difficult to mend.

Where was Daddy

2007-10-21T17:05:00.000-07:00

When their children became thieves, gang members, suicide bombers, etc. That's real child abuse, step up Dad.

What's this world coming too.

2007-10-21T16:53:00.000-07:00

It all depends on you. We have the technology and means to feed and improve the health of everyone on earth. If you are getting more than your piece of the pie, someone is going without. Living comfortably is one thing, but greed is just that, greed.

Observation 33

2007-10-20T19:29:00.000-07:00

When receiving praise or criticism consider the source and factor in their agenda.

Observation 32

2007-10-18T19:33:00.000-07:00

Extremist tend to cause more damage then they help the purpose they support.

Ain't no difference

2007-09-23T19:38:00.000-07:00

Sound of Angels and Children laughing

Observation 31

2007-09-20T18:38:00.000-07:00

If you do not enjoy your work, you will not do good work, and you'll make others miserable.

Observation 30

2007-09-17T19:34:00.000-07:00

The people who complain the most usually have the least reason too, be more concerned with those who are too weak or too pissed off to utter a sound

Commentary 2

2007-09-16T19:10:00.000-07:00

What has made this country great are the people coming from all over the world.The ever widening gene pool has created a increase in intellect and immunity to many passed on genetic faults caused by limited breeding pools. In addition the traditions and practices of the many cultures has broadened our horizons and given us a chance to co-exist as a human race.

Commentary 1

2007-09-14T18:50:00.000-07:00

What a honor and privilege to be living at this time in this country. This is the greatest experiment in democracy in recorded history. Thanks to all the dedicated, honest working people that contribute to this wonderful freedom that we have.

Sock it to me

2007-09-13T19:25:00.000-07:00

There was a old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn't know what to do. So she put her foot down and said.

Observation 29

2007-09-10T19:26:00.000-07:00

Kindness is the best form of revenge

Observation 28

2007-09-06T18:26:00.000-07:00

To accomplish any task you must focus. Like driving a nail, if you focus on the center of the head you will not miss.

Illusion of progress

2007-09-06T18:18:00.000-07:00

As you stumble thru life, try to fall forward.

Observation 27

2007-09-02T17:30:00.002-07:00

When you do something wrong, it's a learning experience. The second time it's a mistake. After that it's just unnecessary.

Observation 26

2007-08-30T18:16:00.000-07:00

Take lifes experience's in small doses like vaccine, what doesn't kill you will make you stronger.

Observation 25

2007-08-28T19:16:00.000-07:00

Hold your mouth right,if you are gritting your teeth or clenching your jaw, take a breath and relax. It effects everything you do.

Stand Up

2007-08-26T18:19:00.000-07:00

When looking down on others, it will make you feel more important.

Observation 24

2007-08-24T19:12:00.000-07:00

Vice handicapped people are entertaining at a distance, but annoying the closer you get.

Good God

2007-08-21T18:44:00.000-07:00

I cannot fathom that the controller of our existence could ever condone the harm to innocence people on any level.

A Special Thanks

2007-08-11T19:24:00.000-07:00

To all the great and famous people in the world that continued to contribute and didn't check out because they couldn't "cope".

Wear a lifejacket

2007-08-09T18:55:00.000-07:00

Live righteously and your shower of blessings can become a raging flood

Observation 23

2007-08-02T19:29:00.000-07:00

Please and thank you are the keys to many a door.

Be a proton

2007-07-31T17:42:00.000-07:00

Any existing matter in the universe has an effect, why not be positive

Let's Build a Fence

2007-07-29T12:25:00.001-07:00

America

2007-07-28T17:57:00.000-07:00

We are blessed, let's not muck it up.

Observation 22

2007-07-28T17:51:00.000-07:00

Once you can walk and talk you are responsible for your own actions

Observation 21

2007-07-28T17:47:00.000-07:00

Profanity is the language of ignorance and frustration.

Observation 20

2007-07-27T18:40:00.000-07:00

Most tasks take less time to perform than it takes to decide to do them.

Observation 19

2007-07-26T19:25:00.000-07:00

Life is simply as complicated as you make it

Observation 18

2007-07-21T18:56:00.000-07:00

If something bothers you, then fix it, or learn to live with it. But shut up while you're making up your mind.

Observation 17

2007-07-21T18:11:00.000-07:00

If you act irresponsible, you may not find yourself irreplaceable

Get a Mop

2007-07-19T18:12:00.000-07:00

To some the glass is half empty, to others half full, mine is running over.

Observation 16

2007-07-19T18:07:00.000-07:00

Your never too old to learn, if your willin.

Thanks George

2007-07-19T17:36:00.001-07:00

Observation 15

2007-07-18T18:32:00.000-07:00

Peers are necessary and valuable, but should not be controlling.

Observation 14

2007-07-16T17:39:00.000-07:00

If you repeat something often and long enough, it may become accepted as fact.

Observation 13

2007-07-15T16:44:00.002-07:00

Superstition is the epitome of ignorance.

Observation 12

2007-07-15T16:36:00.000-07:00

You can't do something well, if you don't do something.

It's Embarressing

2007-07-14T18:03:00.000-07:00

We stood up and suppossedly became intellgent creatures several years back, yet we are unable to overcome our natural instinct's and peacefully coexist

Life is good

2007-07-13T19:01:00.000-07:00

As for me, I chose to never miss another nanosecond in a altered state of euporia.

Observation 11

2007-07-12T17:51:00.000-07:00

What goes around, comes around with momentum.

Observation 10

2007-07-11T18:32:00.000-07:00

If it hurts your ears, it's either to loud or the truth.

Observation 9

2007-07-11T18:26:00.000-07:00

Priceless gifts, Time, Attention, and Patience.

Observation 8

2007-07-11T18:20:00.000-07:00

When you are as important as you think you are, you are.

Psst.

2007-07-09T18:13:00.000-07:00

Don't tell God but I want to go to heaven because I hate crowds

Observation 7

2007-07-09T18:07:00.000-07:00

If you are overquailified, you are not hungry yet.

Observation 6

2007-07-09T18:00:00.000-07:00

If you think yourself better than another, they are already above you

Observation 5

2007-07-05T18:14:00.000-07:00

If you not helping your hurting.

Observation 4

2007-07-04T19:07:00.000-07:00

Evil can only exist with apathy

Observation 3

2007-07-02T18:04:00.000-07:00

You are a role model, relish it and leave a positive trail.

Observation 2

2007-07-01T19:00:00.000-07:00

Eccess and greed are poison to your soul

Observation 1

2007-06-26T10:32:00.000-07:00

You can only help those who will help themselves

Platinum Rule

2007-06-26T10:22:00.000-07:00

Help without question

Creed

2007-06-25T19:19:00.000-07:00

Existing has given you a conscience and instinctively you know right from wrong. You are inherently responsible for the way you chose to live. Suffer you the consequences forever!