Observation 52

Some people work a lot, some people talk a lot about how much they work, and some people are just a lot of work.

Observation 51

Two faced people cannot see themselves

Observation 50

Fixin to ain't ever gonna

Observation 49

There are certain things in life you can really count on, like your fingers or in a pinch your toes,

Observation 48

PO (personal opinion) like BO (body odor) should be kept to oneself as much as possible.

Observation 47

People never cease to amaze, you can only hope it will be for the good.

Super Sweet

If my life gets any better I'll probably crystallize

Observation 46

Give a man bread and water and he can survive. If he has any ambition he will find a cow and make butter and cheese. And if greedy enough hamburger, and there you have it

Obsevation 45

Stepping on people to get to the top is not a stairway you can count on for support for very long

Observation 44

Some people will never have anything upstairs unless they get a two story house.

The Poor Rich

Now that's a Oxy Moron if there ever was one. People that are having a hard time living as they are accustomed too. Sorry I have no pity for people that are on the one upping train. Get yourself a shiny coffin so you can take some with you. Share

Now thats slo

To the folks that read my stuff, a sincere apology for the lack of it of late.

Stupid

Stupidity although it might not be hereditary or genetic it can be enhanced, please stand back in case it's contagious.

Now thats funny

If you find yourself taking life too seriously, look in the mirror

Rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules,rules

I personally find it offensive that people have decided exactly how everything should be. Sometimes wish I could have been there when they made the first one, so I could have slapped them to get the second one

Be mighty good to yourself

People look for a religion that will make them not feel guility for thier extreme materlism. Maybe God hasn't been as good to them as they have been to themselves. See you in line at the Pearly Gates or not.

Observation 43

If you are born into the throes of poverty or the luxury of wealth and don't make a effort to improve the world you live in for the better of others, you are not worth your salt.

So Proud to be an American

We needed a change like a wet baby, now may not be soon enough, but at least we are. The future is so brite you might notice I'm wearing shades. Please get behind this because we have been put in a big hole and it's a long climb out, so don't get antsy. If you voted either way because of race, you really need to find a new country, and maybe a new century, or possibly you were raised by small minded Apes. Actually though I think Apes may be territorial but I doubt if they are bigots. Check you values and get on board, Choo-Choo

Unacceptable Behavior

Bailing out Wall street by Congress is a disgrace to every working American. They simply are a greedy bunch with no ethics and did not deserve any such favor. I have yet to hear of any heads rolling for the outright fraud that was committed. They have flushed our economic future like a cheap toilet. The money they gave them could have easily solidified the Social Security situation and probably put health care on its feet for every American. I just hope no one missed a yacht payment or a deposit in some foreign bank account due to hiccup in the market.

Observation 42

Remember that what you have received can be multiplied if you can learn to share it.

It's not a lie

Sometimes I stretch the truth, you know like a rubber band on steroids.

It's gonna be close

The end of time and the ability to afford it.

Observation 41

Nurture the young and care for elderly and be a productive , positive soul as long as your neither.

Being square is a compliment

When your kids call you square, think of them as your philosophy to the second power. And the next generation really proves your worth.

If it's to loud, your to old.

No it's to loud and not that good.

Observation 40

If you think growing up is a painful experience, just wait.

Observation 39

Look to the future, live for the moment, but be ready to check out at any time, and it won't take as long as Walmart.

Observation 38

When thinking of giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you've got some to spare.

Commentary3

Although we may be in a period of global warming some of which we are responsible for and should try to correct, it beats any sort of global cooling. All periods of cooling have been devastating to most forms of living matter. The last small cooling age resulted in the dark ages and wiped out large percentages of humans with the plague and starvation from lack of growing seasons. And ask the dinosaurs about a large one, Oh that's right theirs not any. Besides all of that, one good belch (volcano) from mama (mother earth) and you won't see the sun for years. Or maybe a nice sized rock (asteroid) will do the trick, anyway I say sell your beach house or put it on stilts and lets keep cooking.

Do you want to dance

I'm not Bojangles, but my dog died.

Observation 37

The secret of success is to always act like you know what you are doing, while your trying to figure it out.

Observation 36

You get out of life what you put into it. If you don't like the output check your input.

Get a life

So many people want to live forever and they are not even enjoying it now.

Is that what it wants

I have my doubts that a supreme being would reguire you to spend time honoring it's presence, when you could be acomplishing so many other things to improve the universe

Observation 35

Being a parent is such a small price to pay to become a grandparent

Mean people suck

Life is way too short to have to put up with people who are self centered and evil for no apparent reason

Thought I was important

My son said as necessary as a coat rack in south Texas

Observation 34

Although the grass looks greener over the fence, it seldom is. Trespassing is illegal and fences are difficult to mend.

Where was Daddy

When their children became thieves, gang members, suicide bombers, etc. That's real child abuse, step up Dad.

What's this world coming too.

It all depends on you. We have the technology and means to feed and improve the health of everyone on earth. If you are getting more than your piece of the pie, someone is going without. Living comfortably is one thing, but greed is just that, greed.

Observation 33

When receiving praise or criticism consider the source and factor in their agenda.

Observation 32

Extremist tend to cause more damage then they help the purpose they support.

Ain't no difference

Sound of Angels and Children laughing

Observation 31

If you do not enjoy your work, you will not do good work, and you'll make others miserable.

Observation 30

The people who complain the most usually have the least reason too, be more concerned with those who are too weak or too pissed off to utter a sound

Commentary 2

What has made this country great are the people coming from all over the world.The ever widening gene pool has created a increase in intellect and immunity to many passed on genetic faults caused by limited breeding pools. In addition the traditions and practices of the many cultures has broadened our horizons and given us a chance to co-exist as a human race.

Commentary 1

What a honor and privilege to be living at this time in this country. This is the greatest experiment in democracy in recorded history. Thanks to all the dedicated, honest working people that contribute to this wonderful freedom that we have.

Sock it to me

There was a old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn't know what to do. So she put her foot down and said.